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Elise Seyfried
Jokes in My Pocket

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

I would describe myself as, at best, a part-time humorist. While I like to write funny, and people...
Elise Seyfried
The Very Worst Audition Helper

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

That would be…me. Especially when Steve needs assistance. You see, in recent months Stevo has...
Elise Seyfried
Women’s Way

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

Today is International Women’s Day, as March 8th has been since 1911. Now, when it was first...
Elise Seyfried
We Interrupt This Blog for an Important Announcement

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

When I published my fourth book, In Discovery , in 2019, I decided I’d never write another...
Elise Seyfried
Cozy

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

Not sure what rock I’ve been under, but the hygge craze has been big for years, and I just heard...
Elise Seyfried
Conversation Hearts

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

My sweetheart of a husband and I went out for a Valentine’s Day mini-date (cocktails and appetizers...
Elise Seyfried
The Replacements

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

Sheridan and I were chatting Saturday morning about Fitbits. I am a daily wearer, and never feel...
Elise Seyfried
What? Me Blooming?

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

I recently turned 66. While not quite as upsetting as turning 60, (and I am looking forward to my...
Elise Seyfried
2023 Word of the Year (Sneak Preview)

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

“For last year's words belong to last year's language, And next year's words await another voice...
Elise Seyfried
Prayers for Today

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

While I understand (and often tell others) that prayer is no more or less than a convo with the Guy...
Elise Seyfried
The Golden and the Blue

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

“For me, that’s when nature really comes alive. The colors have this soft but deep glow, and all...
Elise Seyfried
Harvesting Pearls

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

“All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography.” — Federico Fellini Well,...
Elise Seyfried
What Do You See From Your Window?

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

Shortly after the pandemic began, a new Facebook group was created, with the simple idea of...
Elise Seyfried
Rage Against the Machines

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

In the race to the bottom that is the rapid decline of our body parts, my sweet hubby and I are...
Elise Seyfried
Happy for You (Really)

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

I read an interesting article in The New York Times online the other day, about something...
Elise Seyfried
Talking Turkey

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

At long last, the truth comes out. Rose does not like turkey, never has. Actually, I’m not a big...
Elise Seyfried
The Rest of the Story

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

In our last exciting episode of “Elise and Steve Conquer Europe,” we were quickly turning into two...
Elise Seyfried
It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Wurst of Times

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

NOTE: We’re home! The following two posts tell the story of our recent European adventure......
Elise Seyfried
Anticipation

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

Note: This was written just before we left on our trip. Updates coming!! I don’t really do...
Elise Seyfried
Getting Carded

Elise Seyfried

3 years ago

My retirement party was back in June, but you’d think it happened just yesterday. You see, I have...